
Wait a minute.
Did I really buy this for my mother?
an email from Aggles:
I certainly hope you did not buy that chemise for Mother’s Day!
me: Is that what that thing is? But Aggles, I did buy it! I also bought a white one for Mom.
Aggles: Oh – a white one for Mom is ok. But really, she doesn’t like chartreuse and I was afraid you were gonna give that to her.
me: It's not chartreuse. It's neon. With periwinkle trim.
Aggles: Yeah, well, I still don’t think Mom would like those colors!! But I think it’s great for you!!

Aggles: I ordered Mom a Victor Borge DVD. I think Amazon should have it to me in time.
me: Isn't Victor Borge a vampire? I don't think Mom likes scary movies.
Aggles: The neon one screams you, not the white one. The white one is boy undergarments. While you are trying to move to a more girly shoe perhaps you might consider moving to girly undergarments.