Saturday, October 20, 2007

Adventures In Therapy

Once or twice a month Tom and I go to our marriage counselor. This was our week to go. After we acknowledge that things seem to be going pretty well, I decide to ask our counselor how things are going with his marriage.

Me: So how are things lately between you and your wife?
Counselor: Good.
Me: Do you ever tell your wife that you love her?
Counselor: All the time.
Me: Really? When?
He looks at me as if he isn't sure he comprehends my question.
Me: What I mean is, when do you tell her? First thing in the morning?
Counselor: First thing in the morning? Oh, God, no!