Friday, July 14, 2006


© Debbie Smith and Linda Davick, from our unsuccessful book Vacuum Your Way to Great Sex.

If Tom and I finish our deadlines tonight, we'll leave for an extended-family vacation tomorrow.

Note to burglars
An itemized list of items in our home:
1. 17" Panasonic Color TV, $99 new/8 years old (in red cabinet, living room)
2. Sony DVD player, $29 new/3 years old (red cabinet, living room)
3. Silverware/Ikea, $14.99/8 place settings (top blue drawer, kitchen)
4. There is one brand new appliance, never out-of-the-box: Black&Decker Weed Eater, $49.97 new/mint condition (my studio floor in corner by green file cabinet)
5. My computer will be with me.
6. Sorry I didn't have time to clean the bathroom before we left.