Red gooey pink chewy
I would like to bite your neck.
Please sit back and just relax
This will only take a sec.
(Sound effects.)
Do you need a tourniquet?
Do you own a scarf?
Vampires are the latest trend
But we don't want to shock your friends.
Here's a J.Crew catalog
I must say adieu––
You'll be wearing turtlenecks
For a year or two.
4 comments:
ha ha ~ love it! msmasmush
This is LOVE-able. I'd probably read a vampire story if it came like this!
The last stanza caught me off guard. Ha! Good one. :D
I TOLD you.
You're as wonderful a writer as an illustrator!
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