Farmers' Market

Tom, leaving for the farmers' market, still experiencing iPhone high: Don't forget to text me a list of things you want!

A couple hours later I text him my list:

• Happy Girl tomato juice for Bloody Marys

• Those plastic limes with lime juice

• Cattle corn

Text from Tom: otw

My phone rings. It's Tom. Me: OTW! What does that mean?

Tom: What does lol mean?

Me: Laugh out loud.

Tom: Well otw means on the way. I made it up. So put that in your pictionary or wherever you keep it.

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Here's an interesting article about tomatoes that doesn't mention Bloody Mary's. How is this possible? Only because it's an interview with Barbara Kingsolver.