Friday, October 19, 2012

Self Portrait

5-0 !

Red and gooey, pink and chewy
I would like to bite your neck.

Please sit back and just relax
This will only take a sec.

(Sound effects.)

Do you need a tourniquet?
Do you own a scarf?

Vampires are the latest trend
But we don't want to shock your friends.

Here's a J.Crew catalog
I must say adieu––

You'll be wearing turtlenecks
For a year or two.

(regurgitation from