Tom walks by my computer: That Santa looks depraved.
Me: I know. He's scary.
Tom: Where is he?
Me: On Fillmore. Every year he shows up. But this is the first year I've seen him with a pizza.
Is he ... too depraved?
Tom: Too depraved for what?
Me: My blog.
Tom: Nothing's too depraved for your blog. And you can quote me on that.
