Red gooey pink chewy
I would like to bite your neck.
Please sit back and just relax
This will only take a sec.
(Sound effects.)
Do you need a tourniquet?
Do you own a scarf?
Vampires are the latest trend
But we don't want to shock your friends.
Here's a J.Crew catalog
I must say adieu––
You'll be wearing turtlenecks
For a year or two.