Friday, February 24, 2012

How to Wear A Tux

10 Rules
1. A bright red bow tie is always in style.
2. Try a yellow jacket in an interesting fabric. (Corduroy?)
3. Remove your baseball cap.
4. Smile, even if you have a snaggle tooth.
5. Brush your fur.
6. Don't forget to blow your nose.
7. Stash some treats in your pockets
8. Don't trot with your tongue hanging out
9. Don't throw up on the red carpet
10. If somebody else throws up, take off your jacket before you roll in it.