Wednesday, April 27, 2011


Tom: What did the doctor say?

Me: He didn't know. I got a stitch! He wanted to do an autopsy.

Tom: I hope you didn't let him.

Me: Wha ...

Tom: Whenever a doctor wants to do an autopsy on you, always say no.

Me: Biopsy! Biopsy!

p.s. Friday: In case you're wondering, my autopsy was benign.