Tom: What did the doctor say?
Me: He didn't know. I got a stitch! He wanted to do an autopsy.
Tom: I hope you didn't let him.
Me: Wha ...
Tom: Whenever a doctor wants to do an autopsy on you, always say no.
Me: Biopsy! Biopsy!
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p.s. Friday: In case you're wondering, my autopsy was benign.
