Are you a young woman in her fifties? Here's a great new look for you.
Start with a pair of size L or XL Bjorn Borg's. Pull them way up. Tuck your shirt into your underpants. Talk about panache! Besides looking chic, his tucking-in alleviates the torture caused by the sewn-in-tag in back that feels like a big burr if you don't have time to find an X-Acto and remove it.
Squeeze into a pair of jeans that falls a little below your waist. Presto! Ready for Beach Java.