I'm writing a story for kids. I had never tried it out on anybody. We were having siesta after lunch and I was relaxed and I felt brave.
Me: Should I read you my story now? But you have to pretend you're a kid.
Tom: OK.
...Who am I again?
Me: You're a little kid.
Tom: What am I doing?
Me: You're getting ready to go to sleep.
Tom: Am I sick?